Dr. Frank Fennel and his lovely wife Sheila make the big time. Sorta

I don't know about you, but I think Perez colored his hair so that he and Dr. Frank and Sheila would coordinate.

I think Neal is asking himself if this is really a good idea this early in his career. He has no idea that he's just cemented himself into fame. Girls in fishnets? That's nothing compared to holding Dr. Frank and Sheila in his hands.

Oh. Ew. But okay.

Gratuitous photo of my adorable niece, while she and I took in Ben Harper in the Kidzapalooza section. Isn't she cute?

Coincidentally, she looks bizarrely identical to one un-named aunt of hers when that aunt was a baby. Hmmm...who could that be?

Okay, another gratuitous photo. The other one was weirdly blurry, and I wanted to make sure you fully understood how cute this child is.

I know I owe you people some real coverage of Lollapalooza, but right now my brain is only capable of talking about the adventure that Dr. Frank and his wife Sheila experienced this past weekend.

Granted, they spent most of it in my purse, but they made a couple of brief forays.

They came along to an after party, which I'll be discussing at length shortly, and were held by none other than the world-famous media whore himself, Perez Hilton. And I take an unbelievable amount of pride in telling you all that I got to ask the man if he'd just taken his shirt out of the package, as it still retained the crease around the third button. He replied, "Yes! I did!"

On Sunday, Dr. Frank and Sheila got held by the next big thing, the lead singer of the new-ish band Mink (interview and show review to follow also!), Neal Carlson. Not only that, but he was thrilled to do so, although a little freaked out by some of Sheila's, shall we say, abilities.

And he put the dang thing in his mouth. I won't even handle these two without gloves. Do you know where they've been? Turkey? Afghanistan? New York? The inside of my purse? Maybe what rides along on Dr. Frank and Sheila are the least of his worries, I don't know. Someone that sinewy-sexy, wearing red pants that tight, well, um...nevermind.

Enjoy.

More coverage to follow soon. But this is honestly all I had the energy for.

More info:

MINK
MINK on MySpace
Perez Hilton

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